Tuesday, May 13, 2008

People are animals

People just kill me. If only they could keep their scams to themselves. I am finding my life full of nasty, petty people who are just out to scam a quick buck, or to boost their ego by pushing others down. A few simple rules to make sure that you are 95% clear of going to hell:

1. Don't do anything to anyone - you have no right to act upon anyone without their consent. I am 100% free to do anything I want, as long as it does not infringe on your life. I can dance around like an idiot, punch myself in the face, snort powdered frootloops, and draw pictures of naked Hillary all I want. I am a thousand percent free to do so. I am not, however, free to draw those pictures on your car. Or dance on your toes. Or snort your powdered frootloops. Or punch you in the face.

2. Don't badmouth people because they are not how you would like them to be - People are funny. They are all weird and there are a million flavors of crazy, and not one flavor of sane. People need some really, really freaky shit to keep themselves moving forward. I need so much space and freedom just to exist. some people don't understand that. I can't tell you how many times I have been torn a new one just for being eccentric at my job. I became used to a very late schedule earl in life because of a job I had, and have not recovered since - I suppose that I am doomed to a life of staying up late and sleeping late. But, I am excluded from 90% of good jobs because of that. Administration guys like to work early, so they only want to hire people who work early. Imagine if it was a late-nighter's world how early risers would get badmouthed at work for not being able to work all night.

3. Don't stay up all night posting blogs that no one reads - although it may be cathartic, you are still missing sleep and will be OMG - late for work, again.