Saturday, June 16, 2007

mixed bag of nuts

hilarious tales of woe

Cool optical illusion!

Gotta be the cutest little girl in the world, ever.

Ever randomly hit 'ctrl v' to see what's hidden in your pc's clipboard? I accidentally did and out came:

Sinar Copal Hinterlinsenverschluss.

Das Verschluss ist Gebraucht gut erhalten und hat sehr wenig Gebrauchsspuren.

Da dies eine Privatauktion ist, keine Garantie und keine Rücknahme.

Versandkosten beziehen sich auf Deutschland alle anderen Länder auf Anfrage
I think it's a German poem about the love affair between the circus midget amputee named Gebraucht, and his darling ballet dancing monkey Garantie. Their tale of ill-fated love in the front-line bunker during WWII, the sand in his behind which caused the downfall of the homeland, and her poorly fitting halter top. That, or an ad for some camera gear.


Something I learned today:
While hiking with a pretty girl, it is not advantageous to stop and vomit. It may sound like a really cute seduction move, but believe me - it doesn't improve your odds of scoring at all.

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